9. you feel a bit strained when you have to bend over.
8. carrying a carton of milk from your car to your house makes you a little winded and sore.
7. you're asked what day you are due.
6. each step creates a mini earthquake on your backside.
5. you have more chins then a chinese phone book (and all current photo's validate that fact)
4. everytime you buy new clothes you go up at least one dress size
3. you tell yourself this is your last dessert and promise to start eating healthier!
2. you hear "or what, you'll sit on me?" as a response to all requests
and the number one reason you know you are no longer your thin nimble self....
1. your fortune cookie relays this message...
(p.s. my thumbs have always been that chunky and are not an indication of any current weight gain)
1 comment:
That fortune is quite blunt and to the point. Don't they usually include something like "In order to achieve greatness, you must work on improving your workout routine"?
China must be cutting back on ink.
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