halloween horror!!!

when i was little my dad took me to the expo center where we saw a glorified sales man strike fear in all vegetables hearts when he sliced and diced them with ease. we were all mesmerized by the veggie guillotine and we brought home our own torture device. our veggies have always met their deaths with pristine sliced perfection and never tasted sweeter. however it came with this warning: awesomeness not to be confused with stupidity, use wisely!
years later my dad took me to the hospital where i saw my glorified mother, she introduced me to my new brother. we were mesmerized by his awesomeness and took home our sweet new johnny boy. our lives have never been sweeter. however he came with this warning: awesomeness not to be confused with stupidity, raise wisely!!





but alas we must have failed in our attempts to warn my brother about the potato peeler because they have met their match. John claims my parents never warned him. and when his awesomeness collided with the potato slicers deadly force we were all mesmerized by the amount of blood and john's screaming. our halloween meal has never tasted sweeter.

however,another warning: this is not for the faint of heart or quesy of stomach...

ARCHES!! 2009

this is the delicate arch that nature built

this is the man the brings his family together to hike to the delicate arch that nature built

these are the crazy family members that chase the lizards and summit the rocks and love the man that brought his family together to hike to the delicate arch that nature built.

this is the excited couple who announced their soon to be wedded bliss to the crazy family members that chase the lizards and summit the rocks and love the man that brought his family together to hike the delicate arch that nature built!

and that is the summary of the awesome 2009 arches trip where the excited couple announced their soon to be wedded bliss to the crazy family members that chased the lizards and summit the rocks and loved the man that brings his family together every year to hike the delicate arch that nature built!!!... (can't wait till next year!!!!)

ode to tomato's

oh sweet round and plump tomato
hanging deliciously ripe on the vine,
how i'd like to pick you clean and greedily call you mine.
but alas your tempting smell is but a vile trick.
for the moment I taste your juice I become quite sick.
your juices are not sweet or true,
but dirty to the core.
you have released your wretched tricks that bring me to the floor.
bending low i spew you out as i curl and wince in pain.
how dare you be so bittersweet
to one who loves in vain.