can you tell which one is not like the others before I finish this song?
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| john, mckay, matt, andrew (d-rew) |
It's Mckay, he's wearing a hat! duh!
Now, can you correctly decide who is oldest?
I'll give you a hint,
it's not this guy!!! even though the receding hairline, and swampland beard make him look like he is 50 years past the young, and current, age of 21. yes, john has has been growing this bad boy for a year. one year precisely. we were (un)lucky enough to share the journey with him because honestly there is no way to avert ones eyes from the hair ball that consumed his face.
John's beard had some adventures of its own. a beard of this caliber and magnitude should never be denied a breezy ride on a motorcycle. so john suited up, as only john can, and let the wind swish through all that fuzz.
he was also known to find leftovers stored in there as well, another perk of beard wearers, they never go hungry. (dry heave)
but, the countdown is officially over! a year of waiting and dry heaving has commenced as we all gathered for the glorious riddance of John's beard!!!
one last comb through to show the fullness of the beast. really it was quite disgusting!
we tried to transplant the beard to his bald spots, hair that long shouldn't go to waste. but then again, 21 years olds shouldn't have receding hairlines either. cheers were yelped, tears were wiped (all from laughter), and a fine chin was restored, a kissable one even!
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| the happiest of all, grandma and mom got their johnny back! |
and four brothers looked like brothers again, instead of three guys possibly standing with their grandpa...
and for the record, I'm the oldest, it was a trick question!