Tuesday, October 27, 2009

halloween horror!!!

when i was little my dad took me to the expo center where we saw a glorified sales man strike fear in all vegetables hearts when he sliced and diced them with ease. we were all mesmerized by the veggie guillotine and we brought home our own torture device. our veggies have always met their deaths with pristine sliced perfection and never tasted sweeter. however it came with this warning: awesomeness not to be confused with stupidity, use wisely!
years later my dad took me to the hospital where i saw my glorified mother, she introduced me to my new brother. we were mesmerized by his awesomeness and took home our sweet new johnny boy. our lives have never been sweeter. however he came with this warning: awesomeness not to be confused with stupidity, raise wisely!!





but alas we must have failed in our attempts to warn my brother about the potato peeler because they have met their match. John claims my parents never warned him. and when his awesomeness collided with the potato slicers deadly force we were all mesmerized by the amount of blood and john's screaming. our halloween meal has never tasted sweeter.

however,another warning: this is not for the faint of heart or quesy of stomach...

4 comments:

Cass said...

AHHHHHH!!!! I couldn't look at the pictures! My stomach did a twist and a knot and I had to click away!! Poor Johnny Boy!

Keri said...

Aaaeeeeee! That's nasty. But truly entertaining story telling, Erin!

Williams Family said...

Sick! Is that his fingertip he is holding? By the way, I can't stop laughing at the first picture of John on the boat! Nice speedo.

Anonymous said...

uh! gross! did he have to go to the hospital?